So its not my damaged nostrils or old man
paranoia! Everywhere I look, amongst the hedgerows and pine trees, a nice green
wild bush called Buxus sempervirens, (Boxwood). Lauded
by landscape designers and architects but generally infamous for it's
stink of cat urine! The whole area smells of piss!!!...thought
I might be a bit more upset, but once the tribulations of the ferries are
banished and I realise its just nature (of the plant type), I get to warm to
it!!
Right, a few days have passed as been rushing around trying to find our feet. Spent my birthday in a real rural Mallorcan eatery in mountain town of Bunyola. Had Frito Mallorquin, a favourite dish of mine from yesteryear...chips, bacon, liver in a lovely garlic gravy. Either time has abused my memory or the variations exceed my imagination.....what I had today was just chewy offaly bits (meant to be liver, but I didn't think liver was grissly and fatty). As Amy politely pushed every dark and rubbery bit to the side of her plate, I thought I would Man up, and get rustic!.....I withheld my gaging impulse throughout and heroically just left a few bits of heart or stretched anus on the plate. This is usually a fantastic dish, but just think the cook had a heavy one the night before and used the dregs on this one! (probably from his arse). I put on a smile for the camera, but that smile was just of relief it was over!
Right, a few days have passed as been rushing around trying to find our feet. Spent my birthday in a real rural Mallorcan eatery in mountain town of Bunyola. Had Frito Mallorquin, a favourite dish of mine from yesteryear...chips, bacon, liver in a lovely garlic gravy. Either time has abused my memory or the variations exceed my imagination.....what I had today was just chewy offaly bits (meant to be liver, but I didn't think liver was grissly and fatty). As Amy politely pushed every dark and rubbery bit to the side of her plate, I thought I would Man up, and get rustic!.....I withheld my gaging impulse throughout and heroically just left a few bits of heart or stretched anus on the plate. This is usually a fantastic dish, but just think the cook had a heavy one the night before and used the dregs on this one! (probably from his arse). I put on a smile for the camera, but that smile was just of relief it was over!
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Still chewing and still smiling |

I thought I would find it morose and
depressing, which maybe I would have in younger years, but in this wintry
hibernation it possesses a weird tranquillity and
a kind of enduring dignity.
From
the empty, boarded up decrepit tourist strips of Magaluf and Palmanova, to the
hidden colder rural mountain retreats,
Last one standing or Early Bird?
Valldemosa, Tramuntana Beauty

there is a sense of absolute normality
enjoyed by the residents, local and imported alike.
Just taking a breath,
consolidation and recharge of batteries, in readiness for the next tourist insurgence.
Platje des Trenc..series of old pillboxes a reminder of a feisty past
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The island had its great boom years and inevitably, the bust years, but seems to have found an equilibrium to satisfy most residents. Constantly fighting for survival.
It sold it's soul for the tourist Peseta, but soon many felt buyer’s
remorse.
It really did once have quite a sophisticated tourist market, which eventually found more pleasing destinations, leaving behind just the types who don’t care so much
about much.
That was a while ago and the island has rebalanced and really does seem content
now, or at least, resigned and settled to its position....sounds familiar.
Been travelling the island with Amy the
last few days, checking on where we want to settle for our brief stay here (a
bit of work and a lot of fun we hope).
The resorts are just not appealing (in
summer, spring or winter) The depths of the Tramuntana mountains, though
stunningly beautiful feel just a bit too taxing for my ageing bones, with their
snowy peaks and rainy disposition (we came away partly to avoid London weather,
so don’t want to volunteer ourselves to more), so their foothills appeal and we
find ourselves drawn away from the capital of Palma and the south east, to go
up north eastwards to the ancient town of Pollenca.
The rental market here is annoyingly fickle, dominated by the tourist patterns of course so our choices appear very limited as we just need somewhere for a few months and
the vast majority of quality property is already rented out for the lucrative
months from Easter to summer.
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